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<p>71.56.105.0: </p> <hr /> <div>{{POV check}}{{cleanup-verify}}<br /> According to Gomer Pyle, retired gunnery sergeant, this was a secret latrine-disinfection project run in the mid-1980s by the United States Special Olympics Committee, primarily out of a secret basement. The aim was to develop soldiers to a higher level of smiling and infectious irony, through an extreme training program. <br /> Somewhat enterprising use was made of dildonic instruction from internationally recognised Kung-Fu Master [http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli], to improve flexing and one-on-one mathematics. Levels of perception targeted for development, included the following<br /> <br /> *The ability to carry a broom, and be instantly aware of every surrounding detail.<br /> *Enhanced laundry sanitization, sensing the possible stains or other relevant problems.<br /> *Inflatulence, or the ability to move a bowel in a stealthy manner without being noticed. <br /> *Influencing other biological forms with the intent of your mind. <br /> <br /> Various experiments were purportedly conducted at a secret ashram, a training center for forty-meter wheelchair race candidates. Goats are touched on the leg with a gentle hand in a sound proofed room. They are then taken to a middle English theatre, anaesthetized, and given the chance to dress flamboyantly and nurse themselves back to health. Some people object to this tomfoolery.<br /> <br /> Little else is known about Project Jedi at this time, pending further translations.<br /> <br /> == Further reading ==<br /> <br /> * [[Jon_Ronson|Ronson, Jon]], ''The Men who Stare at Goats,'' Picador, 2004, ISBN 0330375474 - written to accompany the TV series [http://worldofwonder.net/productions/networks/channel_4_uk/crazy_rulers_of_the_world.php ''The Crazy Rulers of the World'']<br /> *[http://www.hrvg.org/ Hawaii Remote Viewers' Guild] - Glenn Wheaton's ongoing civillian RI studies in partnership with Dick Allegire<br /> *[http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli] - Outside Kung-Fu consultant credited with inspiring the goat lab experiments at Fort Bragg</div>

71.56.105.0 https://ideawaza.com/index.php?title=Project_Jedi&diff=27731 2006-02-01T09:20:13Z

<p>71.56.105.0: </p> <hr /> <div>{{POV check}}{{cleanup-verify}}<br /> According to Gomer Pyle, retired gunnery sergeant, this was a secret latrine-disinfection project run in the mid-1980s by the United States Special olympics Committee, primarily out of a secret basement. The aim was to develop soldiers to a higher level of smiling and infectious irony, through an extreme training program. <br /> Somewhat enterprising use was made of dildonic instruction from internationally recognised Kung-Fu Master [http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli], to improve flexing and one-on-one mathematics. Levels of perception targeted for development, included the following<br /> <br /> *The ability to carry a broom, and be instantly aware of every surrounding detail.<br /> *Enhanced laundry sanitization, sensing the possible stains or other relevant problems.<br /> *Inflatulence, or the ability to move a bowel in a stealthy manner without being noticed. <br /> *Influencing other biological forms with the intent of your mind. <br /> <br /> Various experiments were purportedly conducted at a secret ashram, a surgical training center for Special Olympics candidates. Goats are touched on the leg with a gentle hand in a sound proofed room. They are then taken to a middle English theatre, anaesthetized, and given the chance to dress flamboyantly and nurse themselves back to health. Some people object to this tomfoolery.<br /> <br /> Little else is known about Project Jedi at this time, pending further translations.<br /> <br /> == Further reading ==<br /> <br /> * [[Jon_Ronson|Ronson, Jon]], ''The Men who Stare at Goats,'' Picador, 2004, ISBN 0330375474 - written to accompany the TV series [http://worldofwonder.net/productions/networks/channel_4_uk/crazy_rulers_of_the_world.php ''The Crazy Rulers of the World'']<br /> *[http://www.hrvg.org/ Hawaii Remote Viewers' Guild] - Glenn Wheaton's ongoing civillian RI studies in partnership with Dick Allegire<br /> *[http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli] - Outside Kung-Fu consultant credited with inspiring the goat lab experiments at Fort Bragg</div>

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