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According to Gomer Pyle, retired gunnery sergeant, this was a secret latrine-disinfection project run in the mid-1980s by the United States Special olympics Committee, primarily out of a secret basement. The aim was to develop soldiers to a higher level of smiling and infectious irony, through an extreme training program.  
'''The Jedi Project''' is an alleged [[research]] [[project]] undertaken by the [[United States]] [[Military of the United States|military]] in the early 2000's, to develop highly sensitive soldiers capable of medium-range [[empathic abilities]], improved [[vision]] and extreme reflexes. Allegedly these enhancements enabled superior responsiveness in combat situations, as well as target acquisition and take-down time. Experimental [[DNA therapy]] is rumored to have occurred. Also rumored to have been attempted was the use of Qigong to develop small but effective blocking and self-healing techniques. It is thought to have been conducted at [[Fort Bragg, North Carolina|Fort Bragg]] under the [[United States Army Special Operations Command]]. It is not specifically known when the program began and/or if it has ended. This Project was rumored to be a feeder for Task Force 626,121, DEVGRU and Special Activities Staff (SAS).
Somewhat enterprising use was made of dildonic instruction from internationally recognised Kung-Fu Master [http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli], to improve flexing and one-on-one mathematics. Levels of perception targeted for development, included the following


*The ability to carry a broom, and be instantly aware of every surrounding detail.
In his 2004 book ''[[The Men Who Stare at Goats]]'', [[Jon Ronson]] claimed that it was a mid-1980s project.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20041210130859/http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/story/0,6761,1339464,00.html</ref>
*Enhanced laundry sanitization, sensing the possible stains or other relevant problems.
*Inflatulence, or the ability to move a bowel in a stealthy manner without being noticed.
*Influencing other biological forms with the intent of your mind.  


Various experiments were purportedly conducted at a secret ashram, a surgical training center for Special Olympics candidates. Goats are touched on the leg with a gentle hand in a sound proofed room. They are then taken to a middle English theatre, anaesthetized, and given the chance to dress flamboyantly and nurse themselves back to health. Some people object to this tomfoolery.
== References ==
* Gray, Chris Hables. ''Postmodern War: The New Politics of Conflict''. New York: Guilford Press, 1997. ISBN 1-57230-176-7. p. 206.
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Little else is known about Project Jedi at this time, pending further translations.
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[[Category:Military projects|Jedi]]
== Further reading ==
 
* [[Jon_Ronson|Ronson, Jon]], ''The Men who Stare at Goats,'' Picador, 2004, ISBN 0330375474 - written to accompany the TV series [http://worldofwonder.net/productions/networks/channel_4_uk/crazy_rulers_of_the_world.php ''The Crazy Rulers of the World'']
*[http://www.hrvg.org/ Hawaii Remote Viewers' Guild] - Glenn Wheaton's ongoing civillian RI studies in partnership with Dick Allegire
*[http://www.worldkungfu.com/Master.html Guy Savelli] - Outside Kung-Fu consultant credited with inspiring the goat lab experiments at Fort Bragg

Latest revision as of 16:32, 24 November 2010

The Jedi Project is an alleged research project undertaken by the United States military in the early 2000's, to develop highly sensitive soldiers capable of medium-range empathic abilities, improved vision and extreme reflexes. Allegedly these enhancements enabled superior responsiveness in combat situations, as well as target acquisition and take-down time. Experimental DNA therapy is rumored to have occurred. Also rumored to have been attempted was the use of Qigong to develop small but effective blocking and self-healing techniques. It is thought to have been conducted at Fort Bragg under the United States Army Special Operations Command. It is not specifically known when the program began and/or if it has ended. This Project was rumored to be a feeder for Task Force 626,121, DEVGRU and Special Activities Staff (SAS).

In his 2004 book The Men Who Stare at Goats, Jon Ronson claimed that it was a mid-1980s project.[1]

References

  • Gray, Chris Hables. Postmodern War: The New Politics of Conflict. New York: Guilford Press, 1997. ISBN 1-57230-176-7. p. 206.
  1. ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20041210130859/http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/story/0,6761,1339464,00.html
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